A man has appeared before Magistrates after being caught attempting to have sex with a Land Rover Discovery.
24-year-old Daniel Cooper, of Holywell, was caught on CCTV grinding against the 4×4 while on a night out in the North Wales town.
Cooper, who was completely naked at the time of the incident, told police that he was do drunk that he could not recall his actions until he was shown stills from the camera footage.
The father-of-three had also attempted to do the nasty with a kebab shop counter earlier that evening.
Detailing the sequence of events to Flintshire Magistrates’ Court, prosecutor John Wylde said: "First of all he was seen to be urinating.
"He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head.
"Cooper was waving at cars and then took off his shirt completely.
"He was seen to enter a kebab shop where he was simulating the sex act against the corner of the counter.
"At one stage he lay on the ground and simulated the sex act. Then he did the same to a Land Rover Discovery vehicle which was parked nearby."
Cooper, who later told police that he was not used to drinking, admitted indecent exposure.
He was sentenced to a three-month community order banning him from going out on weekends.
He was also made to pay £85 in costs.
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